The Weekly Smoker: Kelly

Since I posted the video of Kahlua smoking a week or so ago I got about 50 friends request and subscriptions for videos by smoking fetishists! WTF? I guess it’s still better than feet mongers, toe sniffers and armpit lickers like myself. Anyhow, remember Kelly the atheist nipple queen from Rational Responders? Yeah, most people only remember her boobs and her clean-cut version of a wannabe yuppy Anton Levey for a husband (who didn’t believe in God, Satan or Sasquatch). I guess that’s how it goes though in the world of female “intellectuals”. Boobs first and the pretense to brains much much later. Ah- well…revel in your abandon tobacco freaks.

Follow me Not

Fuzzy pointed this out in his duo-cast and the evidence proves it to be so: demoness’s boy follows her wherever she goes.

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And again:

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Why is this? Is she a stealer of valuables, a seducer of all beings warm-blooded or is she just that goddamn magnetic that he is pulled and swayed by her every movement (even her bowel movement!)?

julz jewels

julz had a little treat for the private inner sanctum but you were not there and I’m not about to post her naughty bits on here so you can jerk it you peenstein! I just wanted to let you know what you missed. I hope you feel cheated that you watched 3 hours of Emily for nada.

Sissy

The full-skinned and homogenized daughter of Sissy Spacek is now live on JTV. She’s only 16 or so but some well-indented perverts have already made video captions of her and a friend’s legs, buttock and God knows what else. I’m perfectly content keeping it a maturely sophomoric level even if I am forced by goodly-intentioned bad manners to say that she surely must be the offspring of the aforementioned starlet, Bjorn Borg, Anthony Michael Hall and Boris Becker. Somehow it happened like it happened for the Labradoodle and the Liger as well.

Fresh Meat on the Pervert Sandwich

She’s live and you’re Memorex. Wha’? You’ll see at the end. It was a running line for chat mongrels to get their 13 nanoseconds of passive aggressive JTV fame. I happily joined in quite frankly because nobody’s going to ever show their tits while I’m on here watching so I might as well debase on a very base level of childishness. If you ketchup I mustard. Waka waka waka. Here’s my 15 minutes of flame:

Hair Today Bong Tomorrow

Seeing as I couldn’t make the Furries convention this weekend I figured that I’d get my kicks and licks in at the JTV Mental Dildo Spectacular. Furry number one belongs to Miss Mandi and her lip:

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Fine boobs, hairy lip, tourettes, caked eyes, Miller Lite and a southern accent all mean one thing: she’s no longer a virgin and nevermore will Uncle Salty be one either. God Bless America.

The hair and the fact that she has a bloated beer gut that makes her leave her pants unbuttoned almost saves her but the veiled appearance of a ‘stache cannot be overlooked.

Turbo Tricia

Is that better? You want video? Go make it yourself fuckface!

Welcome to the Dolthouse

I figured out who our friend Jenn looks like! Nope, not Salvador Dali (even though she does have a sex-ay faux mustachio)! But the chick from Welcome to the Dollhouse. That cantankerous early teen and her bumpy ride through school. Zzzzzzz. Yeah, I suppose that you’re right. This blog really needs some tit shots. Anon, where you be?

Rawwwwry’s Pitching a Tent

That’s right Rory isn’t broadcasting because she’s off to Bible Camp! Err…band camp. Err…Girls Scouts camp. Errr…Camp Blood! OK so nobody really knows what camp she went to but we do know that her pitching tents in the wilderness will prevent us from pitching our own tents in the mental landscape of our own libidinous and moral crapulence. Have a nice summer.

Now Accepting Applications

Claire is trying desperately to find a job as you can see. Seeing her enthusiasm and the sort-of-semi-quarter-sleeve of tats on her arms I think that maybe she should take up bass so she can join the Janelle Stewart Casbah Musical Experience. Free booze. Free love. Ummmm…Fritos? Forgive me but her man-voice in the archives ruined my rhythm and momentum.

Over and out…

Howie Atersnatch