Greed is Good, Zizo is BADDDD!

Didn’t Nietzsche say that, “Man does not strive for pleasure; only the Englishman does.”? Then why is it that zizo from Sweden is accosting this fine looking Xena-Tina Fey amalgamation with this untasteful comment, “you are very sexy girl, but i am sad that you have small titts [sic].”? Granted that she does have smaller sized bulbs and zizo may in fact be saddened by this natural occurrence but does it really have to be a pudeur rankling experience? I think not laddie. A spot of tea for the governor and a spot of poontang on a five foot piece for the man in the green hat. Do you know what I mean?

Sali muh azz!

Or should I say sully my ass?!?! Listen, my Spanish is limited to about 10 words on the Taco Bell menu and my Brazilian — or whatever this is — non-existent. But if my eyes are not deceiving me, sali a jinar when coupled with that rudimentary art above, means taking a dump. I’m just saying, doesn’t that picture look like a plump rump full-up with soft serve feces inside and the flies right above it like a scatalogical halo of disease?

How about now?

Odd that the flies would be inside but you understand that some things are lost in translation. Thus, I can only assume that she is using the toilet but I could be wrong. I would ask but it’s like asking God for a threesome with sarahbear and hydroxic. Proximity and peroxide not included.

ceejay and his web of pedophilia

There is a continuous loop of Chris Hansen’s to catch a predator on ceejay‘s channel. The show that catches “predators” in “the act.” Which is really pressing the limits of constitutional law in the wrong direction. Towards a police state. Of course every dolt will say, “but they’re taking a predator off the street” which may or may not be true. It’s irrelevant towards what’s legal and not but of course the clamor is always for blood when it’s about “children.” A good premise but a very flawed device. How can there be intent when there is no actual minor involved? There can’t be. It’s entrapment via make believe. It’s no different than if the adult was soliciting a supposed minor and claimed that he was a minor himself, would intent be absolved? It’s a horrible law that opens the floodgates towards further “thought-crimes.” Maybe ceejay is obsessed with broadcasting this because he’s trying to keep his mind off of young teens and this is his deterrent. Isn’t it easy to assume from his repeated broadcasts that he’s a little too intrigued by pedophilia? Sure seems like it to me. Goddamn your eyes.

Stroking Iggy

Hey little lady pet that lizard. Mmmmmm…yeah, stroke it. Ah ha ah. That’s nice isn’t it? Rub the labia necked lizard. Awwwww boy-e-e-e-e. So it’s not so entertaining after the foreplay innuendo is it? No sir. But the girl’s low-level mumble-whisper added a little intrigue to the lizard stroking. Even if there was no big kaboom of salty fluids gliding through the air at the end of the show. We can’t pretend though, yes we can. One thimble of hot iguana spunk coming your way you fiends and sodds.