Wish-List for Lisa

Lisa has a cold and it has affected her tastebuds. Poor dear. She wishes it were otherwise. I have a few wishes for Lisa as well.

— That her sense of feel, sight and touch will also evaporate so that I can jizz in her mouth while she sleeps!

— That her Andy Warhol haircut will turn into a grease patch that will drip into her eyeballs and make those big buggers blink!

— That the cat she slayed while on cam will come back and get her like the little boy came back in Pet Semetary.

— That she will swap personalities with Laggie so that the rotund one’s eyes will match the size of her stomach.

Rocketboom & ElspethJane

You’ve all heard of rocketboom.com , right? Yeah, it’s inconsequential. Anyway, it’s also a mildly uncomic site that plays to yuppies, bloggers and inter-llectuals and their ideal of kewl-newz. We are not these people. You might see this girl’s attractive mug bouncing around and saying very little of substance but you won’t see boobs, feet, racism, hate speech or general revelry. What fun is that? Go ahead and skip over this channel too.

Banned

Do you know this sign? LOL. I see it quite frequently. It kind of gives me hope for the future of the site (I’m kidding.). At some point the crowds of 5 and 10 that flocked to the JTV mainstays will be reduced to 3 or 4 close warm personal friends who just want to get their kin on with some like-minded folks. You can’t blame them can you? No, but you certainly can make fun of them. Bwahahaha.

Harmony is no Longer the Boss

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I came back from my stint in Guantanamo just in time to see Harmony off to boot camp. Well…I didn’t exactly see her off but I did get the chance to impregnate her and that counts for something, does it not?

In other news: I find justin.tv more morally repulsive than ever. Stay tuned. I may just be posting here now that I have some free time away from PRISON.