Cleaning NES

My guess is that most of you are too lazy to even clean out your asshole but if you are into cleaning NES games so that they function properly then here’s your channel. The guy doesn’t really seem interested in his viewers but do you really want that furry bastard to be interested in you? Hell no, you want him to fix your game and get lost so that you can enjoy hour upon hour of Dig Dug down in your jackoff stowaway basement of middling horrors.

Ren’s Back

And hell, I didn’t even know she had come and gone. She’s also a bit racist. Which I’m assuming is cool because she isn’t white. Funny enough she banned me because I countered her rednecks in Nebraska with, That’s odd because you’re acting kinda like a redneck. In fact, your neck is VERY RED!” Which was fucking dead tits true. Anyway, I put up a video in hopes that one of her insane family members from the home country sees this and whips, beats and quarters her. Thank God for strict adherence to gawd(s)!

Sinful Soles & Sperm-filled Holes

Okay, so the second part of the title was an eye-catcher. Sort of. I’m assuming that there’s been sperm in there and that is indeed a hole possessed by a woman but I could be wrong. I usually am. Actually, it does look a little like Kermit the Frog attempting to escape a woman’s crotch lettuce.

Also, what’s up with dudes showing off their chicks? Oh yeah…I remember this stage in my life too when I tried to stop a whore from being a whore by making her a bigger whore than she already was. Trust me it doesn’t work. And when she comes back knocking on your door a year later while you’re drinking a bottle of White Stripe and watching some football, go ahead and Charlie Brown kick her right in the fromunda taco.

Oh yeah, a little feet food for the foot fags:

Tzawwwwwmbie’s Back!

FU Jamie and you too Zizzo Wizzo Wazzee Woohoo because Zombie‘s back and my faggy heart is going pitter-pat. I had forgotten all about her but once she was back in my pecker and screen range I felt all of the tossed and lost lurve come back into my wiley winky. I hope she gets drunk as fuck and plays the electric banjo in bed. Oh yeah, third person… sources say that they think that somebody insinuated that maybe, just maybe, that she might kinda sorta maybe if and but, will do something real hawt but don’t anybody quote me on that.

PS…I’m not getting sued… for the time being! Haha.

Mrs. MK Ultra

I don’t know if this chick is being held against her will or was an unwilling participant in the MK Ultra mind-control program that the CIA performed on citizens and most likely still are but she sure as fuck doesn’t blink much. She reminds me of those claymation characters on that one space cartoon from the 1960s. IN fact she might have been on that show!

She’s the chick in the red dress on the right sitting on the couch. What a fruitloop!

Meezy So Hawny

She is live now! But not for long if she sticks with Mr. Bones the minstrel brother. Waka waka waka. Now that we have the daily dose of racism out of the way let’s move on to the chauvinism. She’s wearing some stinky ass fur coat to cover up her teets even though a t-shirt would suffice and make sense in the summer. Anyhow, I suggested that if she doesn’t want her boobs to be oogled then she should have them removed. Perfect logic, no? I’m sick of her face already.

A Change of Hard On

A little beer in my face has made me reconsider my privatization of the blawg idea. You’ll see what I mean. I’m going to start reporting in third person, qualify all statements and create generic (and mostly likely vile pornograpgic) images to replace the actual ones which are being challenged on blogger. People are going to wish that they left well-enough alone.

More Amazing Pets

Snitcho adds: This lady has lost her ever loving mind. Apologizing one minute, bashing the next. You need to look at her blog, as I don’t know how to send you the video she posted, but here is the text in case she decides to delete.

Listen, AP, if you need sex I’ll send some of my yeti brethren your way and they will fuck every one of your holes until they explode with ecstatic jizz. And no, I won’t be visiting these fucking blogs either!

Amazing Pets On The Rampage

According to my favorite snitch AP is still rambling and gambling on with her incoherent rants against all the dunderheads of the internet and justin.tv in particular. These poor poor mentally ill people are making this site out to be way much more than it really is. Actually, jtv is a fucking loose piece of shit in a toilet bowl stinking up the environs with its turdy nature. So, yeah…get a grip people. Also, just broadcast on your seventy three alternative channels and get it over with. Just before you get banned expose yourself and rub a corn cob against your monster clitoris.

A New Format is Coming

One that most likely doesn’t include you. Actually, only the main people who I am friendly with and my main snitches will have access. I’m getting too many notices and complaints from Blogger about things which I won’t mention because it will only encourage more complaints. I don’t feel like getting sued or something stupid like that over a blog that was originally and still is an amusement for myself and CWPF. Maybe you’d like to get sued. Well…then set up a blog and give me permissions and I will post there at will. I’m setting Monday as the date for privatising so that those of you who wish to contact me and get invited can.