This is the story of two little bastards: Dylan and Jack B. I guess they’re not really bastards in the dictionary sense of the word but as far as pussyhounds and puerile pursuits go they do get in the way. That is, they clog up the top bar with their teenage boy band mugs. Personally, I’ve never spent more than about three minutes in either of their channels but I am menaced by their topbar appearances on a daily basis. Everyone clamors to get the teenybopper girls off here — and I approve of that notion (start JTV Tweens!) — because of the pervert factor, but aren’t just as many perverted men looking to meetup with boys? I guess that’s a question for Kansas Jim.
“Jim.”
“Yes, JTV News?”
“I want to kill you you fucking child molester.”
“I want to kill me too, JTV News.”
Good, that’s solved, now somebody work to get these little bastards off the network!