A Bit-a-Britta

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To mask my homosexuality I’m only going to write about chicks from now on. See Britta jump over the side of the pool and swim? Yeah, great. Exercise your body because you’ve got some fried chicken to cook later on LADY! Fried chicken and baby-making are the two essential qualities all wimmens need. That and a gay guy friend who smokes. “THMOKES TO KILL HITH LUNGS!” Yip.

Robyn Live, CardPlayer, CaliGuy, EficPail & Other Assorted Sundries & Funk,

While formulating a story to tie Robyn’s man-voice into something legible, wholly fabricated and smarmy, word came in from haskel that Cardplayer called him gay. Which is fine by me because GAY is so NOW. I believe that not only is haskel gay but so is Cardplayer, PP Easy and just about any other guy that broadcasts, sings or tells the TRUTH about Roxie! I mean, it’s kind of like R&B dudes trying to be macho. What’s more gay than singing and dancing?!?! Oh yeah…lifecasting (then gay fellatio; in that order) and blogging about these queers. Count me in as Bone Smuggler #1!!!

So Ms. Man Voice was playing some gay tunes and in comes haskel in a huff about being the newest gay detainee in Cardplayer’s world. Blah blah blah. Then somebody mentions caliguy — a name I heard about yesterday who has been pegged a pedo, homo, mama’s boy and all around cretin (look up his site if you care that much, I don’t) — and a website about him. Most likely it’s not true but go have a look at it and rail against him, the man, the government, Satan and queers everywhere. DO IT!

Live with Lindsay

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This girl ain’t right but entertaining nonetheless.