Archive for August 7th, 2009
Blawg Fan Reactions
So that, so that I can’t steal her internet soul. Or a chicken wing from her gaggle of exotic birds. I think she might be willing to sell me a pelt though from one of her 7 million ark animals which will populate the moon when the Earth all goes to hell and we fly away to the land of cheese and honey up in the sky. No word on whether jamienov81 will be her co-pilot. But scottswan will definitely be the white knight escort fighting the dragons and flaming beasts firing at light-speed from his woman’s snatch deep deep in outer space.
Sluts Hawties ‘R’ Us
I know that these chicks aren’t going to do anything cam4ish but jtv attention whorish is close enough for us desperadoes of Skinterwebz Inc. Yes, they are college age, fertile as crabgrass and buxom and booty-licious. One even carries about a fancy looking spoon for coking it up, swapping man-seeds and the general shoveling of mashed taters from between their bewbs and into my chicken eating mouth-trap.
Dylan Third Reich-Stag Film
Another dy-no-mite story from our man in the field. Goddamn it all this is good stuff on all ends:
How long before this Channel gets banned?
It’s probably filypusha, but who cares the sentiment displayed for Dylan & Saffire is funny!
BREAKING NEWS: Gal in a Hurry (To Delete Every Motherfucking Thing She’s Lied About on the Webz)
One of the blog’s best investigative reporters sent this to me just a few hours ago. Goddamn it’s brilliant and will rawk yer JTV sawks right off of ye:
Hahaha,
Gal’s really running scared after ‘Poetrygate’, and it seems she’s going crazy, deleting all her content from her sites on the Web.
Case in point, I was just on her Geeks.pirillo.com Profile, and she had a load of photo albums, claiming all the photos to be her own, a quick Google search proved that she had stolen the majority of them from Flickr accounts belonging to other people!
Just as I had screen capped her homepage and was about to cap her ‘photography’ – Kerblam, she has deleted her whole account! Just like that!
I reckon, that she is running about like Crazy deleting all her accounts on the interwebz, so nobody can dig up any more evidence of her lying, cheating, plagiarising ways. I’ve added the screenshot I took of her account, and then the screenshot from literally 1 minute later, when she had DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING!
Funnily enough at no point does she ever mention being a Doctor, but insteads allude to wanting to do something scientific ‘when she grows up’!
She was also posting messsages trying to meet up with potential friends over 35, for ‘tech talk & java’ lol! Message gone, but still shows up on Google. She must be a really lonely old broad. chuckle.
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God is not great. In fact he’s a goddamn sonofabitch for allowing jaczac to have survived the alien-human hybrid birth from whence she came. But she is a good sport. Too bad she got hit in the head with the hockey puck, football, basketball, baseball, tennis ball and the man-balls of life way too many times to render her normal. But she’s blogworthy and in chat-life sometimes that’s all that matters.
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Dere Mawm -n- Ded,
Wee r hevvin’ sew mawch phun hear et Camp JTV. Molissa got poizen ivy tho and Suzie sank a bote OMGZ -n- hed 2 b rascood by 3 tote-a-ly hawt guys. But weeeee it wuz totelee kewl dat she livd 2 tale ebout it. I met a boy naymd Jeff who iz soooo lyk cute. He’s 44, wit reeceeting here -n- en apeish green, butt he say he gunna luv me 4 eva -n- thatz gud enuff 4 me. Tee hee hee. Welp itz bean a phun summa -n- eye wull c u -n- stap-ded-e reel sewn. Eye hev uh beeg supprize 4 U. U ain’t ganna beleave. Gotta 2 go. Giv my luv to Sam -n- Billy. Yer lovin’ dawter
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Pezzy the Pizztolero
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Watch live video from Pezzy on Justin.tv
The real story isn’t that Pezzy is a gay guy who is a ska kid at heart even though he’s like 31, has lived through earthquakes, does quirky little things and showcases much of his humdrum life to people who are mentally unbalanced, it’s that no matter what he’s doing there’s some chick on Skype with him who sounds early 20ish, chunky, nauseously boring, faux complimentary and is the biggest sycophant alive. As if this greatly talented dude-girl needed to be offset with the banal so that your eyes and ears don’t bleed from orgasmic pleasures of the heart. Yeah, that’s what’s going on.
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