Now here is about the oddest figure that JTV has ever cut from the cloth. A young buck preacher named Mike who has an Eminem white rapper accent but a deep and resonating lurve for the lawd. So much so that he brought it to the airwaves of justin.tv. But you’re gonna have to wait a few weeks before he returns because he’s going on vacation for two weeks. After that, though, he’s gonna bust out the whoop-ass on the debbil.
Archive for August 12th, 2009
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Aug
09
A Part Time Lurver of Gawd
Yep, it’s true, JLane has been evicted from the w3rld by gal_in_the_city because he didn’t answer his Skype phone in the allotted 4 seconds after she commanded that he PICK IT UP. So now he has to fly into outer space and live there until her and Boutros Boutros Ghali determine that it’s okay for him to join the rest of civilization.
Undiscouraged by his punishment The Gay Banana was heard to exclaim, “no matter what life dishes out you have to dance like you’ve never been pumped in the rump and sing like George Michael just gave you a reach around without your consent.” What words of wisdom by the queen of ummmm…well, jtv queens! You go girl!
12
Aug
09
Whip it Good!!!
12
Aug
09
New Blawg, Old Janelle Booty
See the little workmen working to restore the blawg? They are ceaseless workers. Like ants are. They will rebuild night and day. They are as possessed as your sick mind is.
12
Aug
09
Poll Archive #1
12
Aug
09
Visited by the MAN
Well, to be more proper: the woMAN in the MAN’s stead. Maybe she was checking why my channel is flagged even though nothing ever goes on in there. Or perhaps gal_in_the_pity sent her there to send the bad guys away. Seeing as the channel isn’t listed in the directory any more it must have been a planned visit. Just remember that a closed channel = a busier blog. I don’t particularly care either way but I do, however, enjoy fabricating faux drama.
I think she’s making a video audition or resume when we all know that to get the job, any job, you just need to pull out your vag or your best friend’s phone number. Here, she’s trying to coax the best response out of somebody via the worst way: self-promotion. Promote this! The boyfriend with the bandana doesn’t help things. I’ll be avoiding this chat unless I get an urgent message from stooliej warning that bewbs are about to be exposed and/or a yeti rape is in progress.
12
Aug
09
In a Towel
Just as advertised. Nothing more and nothing less. Either/or would break the gig and we’d all be scampering for our squirt pumps and sweat socks to clean up the mess. She says that her boyfriend knows all about this. Well, if he didn’t before he does now. Tee hee hee. Haha. Just as I typed that she exclaimed, “Oh fuck” and signed off. Guess he doesn’t know, eh? Let me work on some video footage of that Ms. Liar Face.
12
Aug
09
Help a Negro Out
You see, I delayed getting to this channel in favor of a bitch in a towel and another one doing some useless video audition when da black man needed me. And to think that I was going to give him a paper Burger King crown hat and tell him to start mopping after he was done flipping the burgers. The world just ain’t fair. Now he’s going to have to borrow gas money off a white chick, bum his weed from da homies and drink Kool Aid over his Colt 45 which Billy Dee Williams will keep hocking just as long as the bruthas keep buying it. So help this negro when you can or else he’s gonna be helping hisself to yo bitches while you at w3rk.
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