Dear Jamie

Now that I’ve made it clear that I would like to bed you (in the most romantic way possible: this means no pinny-gigs, titmouses or stray felines but a webcam strapped to my big hairy ass catching our lurve-making session for all of Cam4 to see) I must also tell you that I have embedded you as well. On the blog that is. You, the porn star and the budding college pseudo-intellectual (no, not takefour; her long-distance lurver killed that sexmance before it got started) with the massive mammaries. I placed you at top for a couple reasons but mainly because you cast the most. Secondly, because you like that. Third, because we will turn you into a halter-top wearing skin-flutist before this JTV year is out. Just wanted to let you know in advance before the PETA of the hotdog smashing penis world came to you before I could. See you soon.

URs-

JTVNews

PS…wear a blue dress. I promise you’ll be in the newz again if you do.

Buzz’s Quiet on the Western Front

Will she come back? Will she fuck on cam again? Will her dog Riley drag its dripping dog quim all over her parent’s house leaving behind clots of its twat on the rugs and floorboards? Will the new knight in shining armor flick on the switch of buzzriot.net and the world turn aglow from its magnificience? Prolly not but we can always hope for an OD, a murder-suicide or an unexpected pregnancy. No, GOD NO! PLEASE DON’T SUBJECT A CHILD TO HER TANGERINE KOOL-AID HAIR MADNESS.

Becky LeYoMama?

This one has been brewing in my head for a while now. What if Leslie YoMama and Becky LeYoMama&Me are actually sisters separated when they were youngins. Let’s look beyond the similarities of just their facial structures which are rather similar as shown in the cut and past job above. In fact, so similar that I didn’t do any tinkering with the actual cut besides lightening it up and reducing the size. Look at how easily it sits in the other’s head and looks right! Plus they both have similar body types (compact b3wbz/smaller build). They also each reside in Florida. Coincidence? Hmmm. Most importantly though, they both savagely want to seduce and make me their sex slave.

Peaceful & Relaxing?

I don’t know about you but I think channels like this one should be removed. Nobody’s in it typing, modding or running the thing. The supposedly soothing sounds of trickling water are superseded by cam noise which sounds like an industrial fan in a warehouse. You can also hear roaring engines every few minutes, noise from people moving about, etc. This channel makes me want to kill whores and wear their peeled off skin faces. Yeah, just like that. Oh yeah, and the fish: I’d fuck them through the spine and make lots of fish and chips.

From the Desk of Mr. MacGregor