SUFFER YOU FUCKERS!

Is it just me or does this blog now take like 5 minutes to load up on approach? Haha. My intention is to put so much useless content on it that it bogs down for a good half hour before it finally opens. You should suffer for reading this pap. In fact, your computer should crash, your mama should get the clap and your dog turn irregular on you for reading this smarmy anti-gossip. I’m also thinking about banning all comments about gossip. This is pure journalism, motherfuckers, get it right or GTFO! OK…off to think up about 20 new banners for the billboard of doom.

Netjerks Need Networks

Seeing as this blog clearly isn’t enough to satiate you cretins I have started up a few networks as well. Haskel Lurve is an homage to our beloved furry, Janelle Stewart panty-sniffing, primordial, half man-crush and half-manthing of a dude. The other is to dispel the rumor that badges, like vag’s, aren’t a necessary facet of every life. They may be useful to get into cliques and clits but not to rule the insatiable planet of our gonadic lurve lifes. So, join up and feel good. Or some schlock like that. Yes, yes, I know, they both have funny URLs but that’s because well, ummm…let’s not discuss that.