Archive for February 2nd, 2008

02
Feb
08

Hostile Takeover?

It’s already been preordained that The Whore will be removed from the site soon in favor of The Cunt. It’s nothing personal against The Whore it’s just that The Cunt will be willing to profane the site a little more than The Whore. Plus The Whore is a whore and you never know what you’ll get from a whore. A cunt on the other hand is always a cunt and acts cunty. So there you have it. I’ve been googling for a cunt icon and here’s what I’ve found so far:

02
Feb
08

Sodds & Fiends


Let’s get on with this shit anyway. Here’s three more attention whores. As with most casters they have zero to offer. Wow, surprise surprise. I came to the realization this morning after receiving more boobie pics of Evilette that she is what webcams are all about. Yeah, I know, you’re here for the articles. FU! Boobies, schmoozing and alterna-attention. For every bored person there are 10 needy ones. Waka waka waka. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, Freudenstache.

10 things I hate about YOU! 1. You play pussy music 2. You spell frozen with a “ph” 3. You look like a donkey dick rider 4. Your closely cropped buzzcut makes me think that you’re a German disco queer 5. You have a theriously thupendous banner 6. You’ve collected $0 on your Chip-In 7. Your room icon is some hot tramp and you’re a gumpa motherfucker 8. You have your own HTML/Flash or whatever the fuck it is that blacks out half the text on your page 9. You wear a sport coat with a t-shirt 10. I’m watching you.

A name like jjcarter doesn’t often illicit dark lord visions in the heads of madmen even when it bedecks his mantle coat-of-arms. So this guy probably isn’t the Grim Reaper and nobody is ever going to knock on your door and snap his staff into the hardscrabbled earth and pronounce your worldyy exit but it sure would be nice. You could get a few ends tied up and a few rear ends untied and probed, if that is your desire. I think I’ll just exit stage left behind the prickly cactus that will impede your following. Nacht to you.




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