“This is what happens when a marine gets out.” says the man and I guess we have to take him on his word that he’s a marine who is out. Which only helps to parlay the thought of what exactly happens when one gets in. I think war has no bounds and seeing as people die anyway we should have our soldiers killing anybody who doesn’t obey. Yeah, this includes protesters, jaywalkers, kids, women, the elderly, the blind, dogs, cats, chickens, Asians and you. Who better to carry out the killing than a guy from the Insane Clown Posse? God Bless You stylez.
I was seducing this one with my normal seductive hatred when somebody asked her how old she was. Oooops…16! Bah, we’re all going to hell anyway. Plus I have smelly cheeses for gifts and if I wear enough makeup and short skirts I can pass as a crazy American woman with filthy armpits. Sounds like a plan eh? No sir. But she has nice shaped eyeballs. Can we at least agree on this point? OK…I’m turning myself in at the local precinct now. M’byeot.
Guess who I saw today. Yep, you got it…Gomez Addams. That’s right, here on JTV of all places. Another bored young housewife trying to beat down the blues boredom of domestic life sans children. People seem to have this misconception that life is a journey when in fact it’s a labyrinth of pratfalls, bad luck and of withering wills. You’ll be OK Maria. It’s just a matter of time before you get knocked up and/or cheat or are betrayed by the husband man. God lurves you anyway. Oh that’s right, God is only a cavernous empty floating mass of nothingness just above the ether but below the star-line. We’re all done for.
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