Sodds & Fiends

dbomb’s in abnormal psych class typing away. I, on the otherhand, am on the French Riviera smoking abnormally long cigarettes called Slim Jims. They smell an awful lot like dog farts and vinegar and somehow this is pleasing to me. Ah…yes, the girl. She reminds me a little of Valerie Bertinelli with a Botticellian twist. Kind of like the ice cream cones with the vanilla/chocolate swirl. If you lick it just right you almost feel international. What the fuck am I talking about? Grab her by the hair and pull yourself in because it’s going to be a long long winter in this ingloo of ours.

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Your baby is on Crack (aka some Asian dude) entertained the room with a heavy petting tooth brushing. At some point he was told to deep-throat the brush and he played good sport with the crowd of welll…ummm 3 or 4 people (that’s more a small gaggle really). So much so that he even pretended to hold balls in the video while imbibing the make believe member. By balls I mean testes and this lame-brained entry is really testing my tolerance for stupidity on my own part. Gung-pow!

Let me finish this triumvirate of frivolity with more slantiness. Jane has started storytime. Yeah, she’s going to read all of the 50 year old white pubed guys a story while they jerk it. Sounds fun. Today’s story is: “The Emperor’s New Clothes” by Hans Christian Anderson. Look how happy she looks doing this. Wow…that lasted all of 46 seconds. Back to pointless banter.

Lesbian Moonfez and PPEasy

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Don K. Browne, infamous magic mustache of the deep south and raconteur, had a run-in with celebrity a week or two ago. Or did he? Methinks it was not only the Les Moonves from ECV’s channel but also a bold-faced attempt by the bi-curious duo to woo Don K. over to their ballsy ways. Don K. would not budge though. He is, after all, no tater eater. Or mayhaps they just wanted a plug for their master ECV (who by the way is A-fucking-OK with me; it’s his crewman that I find bores [that one dude with the smelly feet seems decent enough though.]). Here’s your plug either way: ECV’s blog.

Sodds & Fiends

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stooliej reminded me of the twin lurvers that I walked out on yesterday in a fit of fish ‘n’ chips rage. It doesn’t get any prettier than this shit folks! Makes me want to get in touch with my feminine side, get in a car crash, eat 14 consecutive feasts and then slobber all over Grimace’s sister Flo’s teets. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

cardplayer made a little shrine to banginhott and invited the whole world to see. As she did with RNO she became fairly irate. Mad enough to state, a matter of minutes ago, that she was deleting her profile and leaving the site. Ooops…Justin just did it for her using the vulgarity card. I think it’s time to turn this sinking fucking ship into a full-blown cock and cooze swank-shop. Everybody wang-chang-chung-yung-foo tonight.

Meet biscuit. He comes with gravy. Not the kind that most of you macho men want to be licking off your lips. Then again it’s usually the tough guys who are being broken at the knees and put down into the dirt of man-love. Go ahead…order the sausage with your biscuits and gravy.

DOOOOOOO Squeeze the Charmin

You cannot deny bangin the star quality about herself. Pornstar that is. She blew up on RNO when he questioned her truthfulness about having a husband. She showed her ring and then lambasted him the way only a girl who lives for sycophantic attention can. Plus she’s buzzed on Corona and with the eclipse, the full moon and the general menses attitude towards life that women have, all bat-shit hell can and will break out. So, it’s best not to squeeze her spongy little mind for information but instead compliment her plumpy little ass while you pinch it between your fingers and place it in the sites of your love gun. May the bat wings on the small of her back carry your fantasies to and fro, hither and thither and give you a peaceful post-ejaculatory sleep.